Runt's Rant Page
They put a wedding ring on the pipe and it quit putting out.
June 20, 2010 at 10:01 am
Shall we say extermination event?
1. BP knew about the cracks 2 weeks beforehand.
2. BP sells half its stock
3. CEO sells over a million in stock.
4. Halliburton buys “Boots n Coots” a week or two before it happens.
5. BP hires UN troops and Gulf Police to patrol the waters and coastline.
6. This is not only an oil spill, they hit a volatile volcano
7. This volcano is emitting toxic poisons (4) of them into the air.
8. BP is using toxic chemicals made by Nalco to plane spray over the oil. This poison contains mercury and arsenic.
9. Gov’t tells BP to quit spraying and they continue.
10. Nalco is owned by Al Gore, George Soros, BH Obama and others.
11. If this thing blows there will be a tsunami with up to 500 foot wave wiping out anything in its path up to 200 miles inland.
12. Cleanup people getting sick and dying
13. Birds falling dead out of the sky
14. Animals being picked up on shore dead in mass accumulation.
15. No protection for any of these cleaning and helping and for some who have never smoked a thing in their life, now have lungs looking like they’ve smoked 3 packs a day.
16. BH Obama has been down there with a bus load of his own people, not real coastline people telling us everything is okey, bs.. and then sends down 17,000 national guard.
17. All crops are dying inland of the coast. Farmers are reporting plants covered with white and yellow spots and acres upon acres rotting vegetation.
18. Federal govt is readying fema camps, bought up blocks of hotel rooms, will use post offices and military bases to evacuate in the next week or so
19. No fly zone over entire gulf.
20. The gulf stream will eventually take the oil in the ocean along the east coast over to Europe, there’s is no stopping this.
WAKE UP FOLKS…no fish, no vegetation…food will soar as well as fresh water…gasoline!!!
Given a hurricane…I don’t even want to think about all that it will affect.
God bless you and your family, but get the heck out of Dodge or it will kill you down there!
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country if they could find the time and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country and don't really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.
10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist, who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country, or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.
11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
12. The Minneapolis Star Tribune is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something in which to wrap it.
Information about Gonorrhea Lectim
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008 ... but now most people, having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It's sad ... because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.
You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 then simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent, and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
Please pass this important medical message on to all those bright friends you really care about.
For decades pundits have been saying that the New Orleans Saints were so bad at playing football that Hell would freeze over if the Saints would ever win The Super Bowl.
On Sunday, February 7, 2010 the Saints won the Super Bowl.
On that same Sunday Washington D.C. was paralyzed under several feet of snow and the Government was shut down.
Do you think this indicates the actual location of Hell?
The election is over. It is time to repair friendships with the other party. Governor Sarah Palin is doing her part to do just that. The rest of the world cannot understand how, after bitter election campaigns, American politicians can kiss and make-up.
For instance, Gov. Palin has invited, to her great state of Alaska, the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden, and their wives. She has set up a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and hired three prominent experts in their field to assist them. Dick Cheney will lead them on the hunt, Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins each evening, and Bill Clinton will entertain their wives while the hunters are afield.
What a lady! That Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything!
For bird flu you need tweetment
and for swine flu you need oinkment.
PS - If you receive an email from the Dept of Health telling you not to eat pork packed in a can because of swine flu--ignore it. It's just spam.
Called my stockbroker this morning and asked him what I should be buying.
. . . He said "Canned Goods and Ammunition".
occurred when Jefferson dined alone...
HOW DID JEFFERSON KNOW???
Especially read the last quote from 1802.
When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe,
we shall become as corrupt as Europe .
Thomas Jefferson
The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are willing to work and give to those who would not.
Thomas Jefferson
It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes.
A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.
Thomas Jefferson
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the
government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
Thomas Jefferson
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.
Thomas Jefferson
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Thomas Jefferson
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves
and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.
Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:
'I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered..'
'If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.'
-Mark Twain
Thanks to the Congress
The USPS. (Postal Service) was established in 1775-
you have had 234
years to get it right;
it is broke.
Social Security was established in 1935-
you have had 74 years to get it right;
it is broke.
Fannie Mae was established in 1938 -
you have had 71 years to get it right;
it is broke.
The "War on Poverty" started in 1964 -
you have had 45 years to get it right;
$1 trillion of our money is confiscated
each year and transferred to "the poor";
it hasn't worked and our entire country
is broke.
Medicare and Medicaid were established
in 1965 - you've had 44 years to get it
right; they are broke.
Freddie Mac was established in 1970 -
you have had 39 years to get it right;
it is broke.
Trillions of dollars were spent in the
massive political payoffs called TARP,
the "Stimulus", the Omnibus Appropriations
Act of 2009... none show any signs of
working, although ACORN appears to
have found a new bitch: the American taxpayer.
And finally, to set a new record:
"Cash for Clunkers" was established in
2009 and went broke in 2009! It took
good dependable cars (that were the
best some people could afford) and
replaced them with high-priced and
less-affordable cars, mostly Japanese.
A good percentage of the profits went
out of the country. And the American
taxpayers take the hit for Congress'
generosity in burning three billion more
of our dollars on failed experiments.
So with a perfect 100% failure rate and
a record that proves that "services" you
shove down our throats are failing faster
and faster, you want Americans to
believe you can be trusted with a
government-run health care system?
20% of our entire economy?
With all due respect,
Are you crazy?
A vehicle at 15 mpg and 12,000 miles per year uses 800 gallons a year of gasoline.
A vehicle at 25 mpg and 12,000 miles per year uses 480 gallons a year.
The average clunker transaction will reduce US gasoline consumption by 320 gallons per year. They claim 700,000 vehicles – so that's 224 million gallons per year.
That equates to a bit over 5 million barrels of oil.
5 million barrels of oil is about ¼ of one day's US consumption.
5 million barrels of oil costs about $350 million dollars at $75 per bbl.
So, we all contributed to spending $3 billion...to save $350 million.
Hmmm! How good a deal was that?
I'm thinking that they will probably do a great job with health care though!
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico .
This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
- Albert A. Gore, Jr
- Hillary Rodham
- John F. Kerry
- William J. Clinton
- Howard Dean
- Nancy Pelosi
- Dianne Feinstein
- Charles E. Schumer
- Barbara Boxer
before. To make it a little more interesting, Madame Speaker says to
the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I
can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"
He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits
rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the
The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by such a level of arrogance,
"That was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that with
just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd
go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that
of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will
forever speak of this day and rejoice." The speaker seriously doubts
this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever?
So the Pope slapped her
12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in America ?"
3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
And my most favorite indicator of all.
1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Jose and Carlos are both beggars. They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.
Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills everyday.
He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?
Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"
Carlos' sign reads; "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.
"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"
Carlos says, "All right, what does your sign say?"
Jose's sign reads, "I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico".
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
"First Place!" said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
"First Place," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"
They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Who the heck is this Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
Wisconsin Fire
In South Milwaukee , a four-plex was destroyed by a fire.
A Nigerian family of six con artists lived on the first floor,
and all six died in the fire.
An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the
country from Kenya , lived on the second floor, and they,
too, all perished in the fire.
Six Wisconsin , Hispanic, gang-banger ex-cons
lived on the third floor, and they, too, died.
A lone white couple lived on the top floor.
The couple survived the fire.
Jesse Jackson, John Burris and Al Sharpton were furious.
They flew into Milwaukee Wisconsin and met with the fire chief
on camera. They loudly demanded to know why the blacks, black Muslims
and Hispanics all died in the fire and only the white couple lived.
The fire chief answered simply, "They were at work."
"What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"
The Marine shrugged and replied: "Recoil."
(hard to fault a Marine that eloquent)
Getting a hairdryer through customs...
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'
'Of course child. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'
'Father with your honest face, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.' The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
Here's a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC: "There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. "An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined. "The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, 'Lady, don't you care about the children of Iraq?'
"The old woman looked up at her and said, ' Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All three died so you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth our country. If you touch me again. I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it. ' "
This is historically correct. As an example the Roman Empire started out as a Republic (Eg democracy) and ended up as a dictatorship which was eventually overrun by barbarians because there were not enough people left
working to pay the taxes to keep the military properly paid to protect the borders from the illegal barbarians.
USS New York
Thought you might find this interesting.
With a year to go before it even touches the water, the Navys amphibious assault ship USS New York has already made history. It was built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center.
USS New York is about 45 percent complete and should be ready for launch in mid-2007. Katrina disrupted construction when it pounded the Gulf Coast last summer, but the 684-foot vessel escaped serious damage, and workers were back at the yard near New Orleans two weeks after the storm. It is the fifth in a new class of warship designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft. It would be fitting if the first mission this ship would go on is to make sure that bin Laden is taken out, his terrorist organization is taken out, said Glenn Clement, a paint foreman. He came in through the back door and knocked our towers down and (the New York) is coming right through the front door, and we want them to know that.
Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite, La., to cast the ships bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept. 9, 2003, those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence, recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. It was a spiritual moment for everybody there. Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the hair on my neck stood up.
It had a big meaning to it for all of us, he said. They knocked us down. They cant keep us down. Were going to be back. The ships motto? - Never Forget
How to Move a Wounded Ship
The Proper Use of the "F" Word
When is @#$% Acceptable?
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877 !
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
!
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998
and a drum roll please............!
1. "Geez, I didn't think
they'd get this
@%#*^ing mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
**** The Donkey Raffle
A YOUNG HILLBILLY NAMED KENNY, MOVED TO TEXAS
AND BOUGHT A DONKEY FROM A FARMER FOR
$100.00.THE FARMER AGREED TO DELIVER THE
DONKEY THE NEXT DAY.THE NEXT DAY THE FARMER
DROVE UP AND SAID, "SORRY SON, BUT I HAVE SOME
BAD NEWS, THE DONKEY DIED."
KENNY REPLIED, "WELL, THEN, JUST GIVE ME MY
MONEY BACK. "THE FARMER SAID, "CAN'T DO THAT.
I WENT AND SPENT IT ALREADY."
KENNY SAID, "OK, THEN, JUST BRING ME THE DEAD
DONKEY. "THE FARMER ASKED, "WHAT YA GONNA DO
WITH HIM?" KENNY SAID, "I'M GOING TO RAFFLE HIM
OFF." THE FARMER SAID, "YOU CAN'T RAFFLE OFF A
DEAD DONKEY!" KENNY SAID, "SURE I CAN. WATCH ME.
I JUST WON'T TELL ANYBODY HE IS DEAD."
A MONTH LATER, THE FARMER MET UP WITH KENNY AND
ASKED, "WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT DEAD DONKEY?"
KENNY SAID, "I RAFFLED HIM OFF. I SOLD 500 TICKETS
AT TWO DOLLARS A PIECE AND MADE A PROFIT OF
$898.00."
THE FARMER SAID, "DIDN'T ANYONE COMPLAIN? KENNY
SAID, "JUST THE GUY WHO WON. SO I GAVE HIM HIS
TWO DOLLARS BACK."
KENNY EVENTUALLY BECAME THE CHAIRMAN OF ENRON. *****