Runt's Rant Page

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"
 
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
 
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
 
4. "Howdy, pardner."
 
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
 
6. Two words:  "Saddle Sore."
 
7. "Hold it right there!  Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
 
8. "Let's mount up!"
 
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
 
10. "Ride'em cowboy!"

11. "I reckon this might hurt a little"